Frosty Boner

When a friend decides that they will give their bones, as a donation, to hang in classrooms.
Colton "Yeah I'll get to hang on in classrooms as bones"
Brandon "You're A FROSTY Boner!!!!"
by GreenTip December 12, 2012
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No Boner Day

On November 30th, the last day of No Nut November, you will not be able to get a boner.
I already failed No Boner Day.
by no boner guy November 12, 2022
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misunderstood boner

When you get a boner in an odd/or awkward situation due to conditions out of your control.
I was at my grandmothers funeral and I just got a misunderstood boner, I couldn't control it.
by ModernVocabGuy November 06, 2015
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Boner clap

V. After a stellar blow job, you slap your flaccid cock on her face in congratulations.
Jennifer gave such a great blowie, she deserved a good boner clap.
by SarahKelly April 19, 2020
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Boner Bag

-Hey, do you want to go get something to eat?

-- No thanks. I have to go to CVS and pick up some boner bags for my date with sally tonight.
by Osaka2002 June 04, 2015
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moaner boner

When a girl's pubic hair looks like a penis.
Reilly Reid has a massive moaner boner.
by Swag_boy737:74$;!&; November 01, 2015
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boner boomerang

When other people near you have a erection and you het an erection from it and so on
Bro there was a huge boner boomerang last night
by The neatest neacheous March 25, 2017
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