Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."

Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.

by EthanFeng October 13, 2015

Boner Clown

someone on an acid trip in a forest

you are such a boner clown taking 6 hits of LSD

by Zec12 February 27, 2017

tart boner

When you get excited walking into a patisserie and notice how sexy the tart section looks.

Oi! put your tart boner away. There’s enough cream in here without you blowing your load!

by Slippy slipper slapper December 12, 2017

Boner

An injury to your bone. Specifically one that is a crack that results from cold temperatures.

Dude, I got a boner in class yesterday. The teacher should turn up the AC.

by Sampoggers December 27, 2020

Boner Dab

The act of pulling youre strong boner all to one side and then letting it go, so its swings around.

I will Boner Dab your face.

by Boner Dab January 4, 2017

boner

when your dick stands up

dude 1: i got a boner
dude 2: why did you got a boner?
dude 1: look there is a sexy girl

by mewsem October 21, 2022

Nose Boner

The act of your nose becoming aroused at the sight and or thought of cocaine

Friend 1: WHO’S GOT THE DRUGS TONIGHT?!
Friend 2: Right here my man..
(Hands them a folded dollar bill)
Friend 1: Omg, you just gave me a Nose Boner

by Dave Chiconey May 23, 2022