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David

David is a very stupid boy and he is a Minecraft nerd.
Fuck, hes playing Minecraft again.

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David
by Horny 2000 March 2, 2020
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David

David is a asshole he is also a lier so if your are dating a David break up with him ... also he is secretly gay
David is gay
by David Leanadro October 15, 2019
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David

He is the best person in the worldddddddddddddddddd.
Sussy: Hey, your rude.
David: You talkin to yourself?
by Gerald Apricot December 6, 2021
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David

Most likely a male friend that don’t invite his friends to his wedding
David should feel bad
by Ssskkajska August 23, 2020
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Chris loves David

The act of the Chriss loving the Davids.
"See Chris over there, he loves David. Chris loves David"
by BurgundysauceBackwards February 27, 2022
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smelly David

A young fellow, a teen by the name of David, who does not ever take the time to shower or apply any sort of odor that will make him smell appealing. For some reason though 8lbs pounds of gel seems to be the appropriate amount to put in his hair. Nobody's how but for some reason there is a perfect example of this in quincy that somehow has a girlfriend
John: "Yo huge fucking party tonight"
Joe: " Ya I think smelly David is coming"
John: "Fuck, he's bouta make this place smell like absolute shit"
Joe :"True, i'll tell him to fuck off"
by Nigleteers May 6, 2017
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Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.
Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.
by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022
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