David

A guy who has a big penis and everyone wants to suck it.
David's penis is so fucking big!
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david

"A guy that makes you smile when you get to know him."
He's attractive and loves to talk with his friends- but is shy when it comes to new people (Especially girls). He may seem troublesome (which he is), but he never really means to harm anyone in any type of way. David makes the funniest jokes and is super random, laughing almost all the time.

He bottles up his loneliness and rarely shows it to others, except for a few people that he trusts and understands.

He loves to ship others with his crush, even though he doesn't want to be alone.

(crushes when it comes to David)

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- He usually crushes on sweet and happy people; people that can make him laugh anytime (just like him).

- His crushes are hard to maintain unless that person is very, very special.
- Whenever he's in a relationship (which he rarely does), is usually going to be short because of his personality type. However, he'll love that person immensely, and make them feel happy.
Y/N: You're best friends with David?

You: Yeah, why?
Y/N: So lucky. David would be able to make me laugh anytime.
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David

David is gay
by Slice_Definez November 3, 2020
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David

Sigma grindset, hustle never stops, money aint sleeping.
An absolute unit, sigma in every way.
The literally Thomas Shelby.
Rizzly Bear.
🚫 LGBT
🚫 Drugs
Hella Bitches
✅ Absolute Hustler
P1: You watched Peaky Blinders?
P2: Yeah, I have to say David is a 1:1 replica of Thomas Shelby
by GingerRizzler September 11, 2023
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David

A David is usually tall, 6'1, with short curly hair and brown eyes. David will have weirdly girly hands, even though he plays basketball and constantly carries one around school. You'll often see him walking with his boyfriend Luke and ignoring everyone around them. They're that couple. David has small dick energy but his ethnicity means you know he's packing. He plays a baritone saxophone in a band and says he enjoys it, but everyone knows he does it to keep his "mom" happy. He's not naturally smart but he excels in school despite showing up 10 minutes late to every class because the gym is always at the other end of the school. David is a friendly giant but he's a bit slow sometimes. Especially when he's playing along to backing tracks. David doesn't like the Miami Boy's Choir because he lives under a rock. Sad David :(
"Baby, is that David?"
"I think so"
"God David"
by puffy boy November 16, 2022
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David A Clarke

Former sheriff of Milwaukee County Wisconsin otherwise known as the black Sheriff Arpaio, he’s a strong supporter of Donald Trump. Always goes on TV to differentiate himself from other blacks especially Democrats.
On the show tonight with me is former sheriff of Milwaukee county in Wisconsin David A Clarke
by Zero2infinity October 4, 2018
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Davide

Davide is a looking big dude, beautiful and very smart. It is important to know that Davide is the best brawlhalla player that you will ever see. If you wanna try to impress him just wear a pink hoodie and remember he loves being the center of attention so you can easily start a conversation about that.
Most important thing, he loves oden and he also love talking about him.
ODEN NITORYU TOUGEN SHIRATAKI!!
wow Davide you're fantastic
by NateSawyer November 26, 2021
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