Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.

Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross

by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013

who’s gonna top

when someone asks who is going to ride the others genitalia (like a horse)

omg jessica, who’s gonna top brady or justin?!

by lmfao stop it get help May 21, 2018

Top off penis

A penis that has none tip.

Wow Dave your sure have a top off penis

by Tom Davidson Bartholoumew III September 7, 2016

Top

Raven and cas

Raven and cas are big stronk tops

by Ptraven May 25, 2021

top hogger

someone who hogs being on top while making out or fucking and makes the other person be a bottom

david is a top hogger, he never lets me be on top

by 843184 January 4, 2020

Carrot top

When a redhead gives you oral sex.

Hey! Remember that ginger from the party last night? She gave me carrot top!

by Daviddozer16 May 11, 2021

Top-talk

To banter in a commanding or condescending manner, usually with flirtatious undertones

“Dude… he totally top-talked to me.”

by Thatlazychild September 19, 2021