Testicle Crack

Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.

My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.

by Big Toe Licker November 4, 2015

can i crack

another way of saying can i smash

dam bruh u fine, can i crack

by youngjitfromdacent March 5, 2021

fudge crack

the synonym for, what's otherwise known as your ass/butt/bum cleavage.

"hey jimmy, for heaven's sake dude, plz pull up your pants man. everyone can see your fudge crack when you bend over like that"!!!!!

by RAVEN HORNE June 14, 2017

crack battle

N. When someone is so emotionally affected (happy or sad) that they act like they’re on crack; an episode where one’s mind makes them act like they’re under the influence of something

Rick: Dude, that ochem test totally fucked me up the butt. *incoherent nonsense*

Cal: Bruh are you in a crack battle rn? You make no sense 😂

Rick: *laughs while crying*

Cal: Absolute crack battle. You need rehab!!

by miffy October 17, 2019

Pins n cracks

To express the level of annoyance of ones being. (Best if used saying “pins n cracks” in Australian accent)

“Jesus Christ m8 fucken pins n cracks that bitch wouldn’t shut the fuck up!”

by Gspotgasm September 25, 2020

ass crack of egypt

Somewhere stupid far.

My friend told me he lives in Peoria and I told him DAMN you live in the ass crack of egypt

by Kkkkkkaaaarrrrrrgggg November 11, 2021

crack lollipops

Crack lollipops are lollipops that obtain crack inside of them. They make you bleed eternally.

Crack lollipops from Nathan kakaka

by Cracklollipops November 8, 2019