Pork then beans

When an ugly girl who has been a victim of the game ‘pull a pig’, shits in the bed then quietly leaves...........

After winning a game of pull a pig, Richard also won ‘pork then beans’ when he awoke to find that he had been rolling around in the shit she left behind!

by Daviss March 10, 2018

cheesey bean

A stoner/fumer with an obsession with beans

(kirsty)"ur a cheesey bean yaaar meeeeaaaan" (ross) "ive ad enuff ov ur beans 4 1 night now gimme them quavers!!"

by Bean Head June 12, 2007

Tweaking On The Bean

The particular frenzy or stimulation you feel after drinking too much coffee. Can also be used as an euphemism for clitoral masturbation.

"He had 5 coffees today, bro is tweaking on the bean."
"I got home, into bed, got my vibrator out, and spent all night tweaking on the bean."

by Trixie666 December 28, 2024

Big Bean Dont Cap

A phrase used by a person referred to as “big bean” saying they don’t cap

Y’all heard of that street gang leader named big bean, I heard big bean dont cap

by Gein Boi November 23, 2020

Arse beans

Dry lumbs of poo caught in arse hair

“You’ve got arse beans”

by Conmcsweeney November 6, 2019

Clean Bean

Someone who always plays himself. - a.k.a. Will freaking Smith.

Will Smith used to play the cards but now he's just getting played. He's such a clean bean.

by Savagery Shappens February 2, 2017

Toad Bean

A dumbass with a face that looks like a bean.

Jared Leto: Yagagagagagleeleekuku banana
Mario: oh my god you're being such a Toad Bean!

by Get a Load of Toad October 26, 2022