The awkward jog of gratitude

The jog you do when someone is holding the door for you, but you're to far away and don't want to keep them waiting.

"Sally realized that the man was trying to hold the door for her, and she quickly did The awkward jog of gratitude, thanking him as she slid inside.

The awkward jog of gratitude by Chummy old pal April 7, 2016

The Kadoka Jiggers 

When a guy cums on your chest and then washes it off by peeing on you.

Last night Mary let Joseph give her The Kadoka Jiggers.

The Kadoka Jiggers by ginganinja67 June 3, 2016

The brown jug 

It's when you moon someone out of the car window and spread the butt cheeks and the wind makes the same sound like when you blow the top of a bottle

Some lady flipped me off on the highway so I gave her the brown jug

The brown jug by B.jug March 2, 2017

The Adam Jones 

When pull out just before she orgasms call her a nigger bust on her face and throw peanuts at her.

The puzzled look on her face when I stopped thrusting was soon replaced with a look of anger when skeeted on her face and hurled racial slurs and peanut shells at her. Lit that bitch up with the Adam Jones !

The Adam Jones by Patscorch May 10, 2017

The Kim Jong Un 

A sexual act in which you engage in consensual intercourse with your beloved and beautiful spouse, for the purpose of creating a male heir to the Kim lineage and a future leader of True Korea.

I'm tired of all these Imperialist thots trynna make me baby daddy. I just want to find a good woman and give her the Kim Jong Un

The Kim Jong Un by Juche Life June 5, 2017

The Southern Jewfro 

A term used by a Jew to refer to their pubic hair.

"I shaved the southern Jewfro last night and now it itches like crazy"

Note: this is something stupid i wrote cause this couldn't be blank

The Southern Jewfro by SaucyBuns August 6, 2017

The Steve Job 

When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.

Cindy was a real freak, she let me give her "The Steve Job!"

The Steve Job by KyriePerving69 October 19, 2017