Car

An abbreviation for "Carrot", the orange long vegetable thing. Eat it very good .

M: 🅱️OIIIII u gotta eat yo veggies yo! this car fire af yo!!
S: 🅱️EETCCCHH u can't tell me what to do to😭✌️ i aint eatin non of dat car shi gng,,
M: AYO???? BRO IS EPSTEIN💀💀 NICE TRY DIDDY💀💀 ,🅱️ACKGOD HUMBLE HIS GOOFY AHH💀✌️
Pack go: Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone BUTT up! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🫱🫱🫱🫱 🅱️OIIIII sub for more REEEEEEEEE

by PeakRecognizesPeak October 20, 2025

The car ain't running

"The car ain't running" is a term used to describe when somebody's joke is severely unfunny, to the point nobody laughs.
Whenever someone says an unfunny joke, you can say it to tell them that it was not funny.

*Someone tells an unfunny joke*
"Hey bruh, the car ain't running."

by anonymous October 31, 2025

Car Brain

An American living the suburbs who is incapable of thinking about getting from place to place without taking his or her car. Complains about safety on transit all the time, and opposes all "socialist" transit projects, even though it would benefit them without the carbrain needing to take action. May alsoo be a NIMBY, but not necessarily, and should not be used interchangeably.

Person 1: The subway is filled with druggies and homeless people. In my car, I'm in my own safe bubble.
Person 2: You are SUCH a fucking car brain!

by URBANist_ November 3, 2025

car

An intentional misspelling of the word cat, usually employed in the context of silly cat pictures or videos.

look at these fluffballs bundled up together, a literal car crash

by QParrot November 10, 2025

We like the cars

It's that one Porsche edit on TikTok js look it up my boy🥶

"We like the cars, the cars that go, *makes car noises and then Kanye Wests "Monster" plays"

by 3CarEdits- November 16, 2025

Bulgarian Car Wash

Takes place in an old world Bulgarian Bath House, when sweating it out a sauana with old bulgarian men, and they rub their sweaty balls up against you.

After my workout I went into the Sauna and ended up with with a wet Bulgarian Car Wash.

by Not only this November 19, 2025

Bulgarian Car Wash

Takes place in an old world Bulgarian Bath House, when sweating it out a sauana with old bulgarian men, and not only this... they rub their sweaty balls up against you.

After my workout I went into the Sauna and ended up with with a wet Bulgarian Car Wash.

by Not only this November 19, 2025