Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a vagina, before eating/penetrating it.

OMG!! Can you believe Kelso hot pocketed a dirty butt and then ate it?!?!?!!!! He's a disgusting cooter, goober eater.

by Mr.BoneYourMom December 25, 2020

Hot pocket

Vaginal cavity, pussy,slit,....also see cock pocket

That dame let me alllll up in the hot pocket without the crisping sleeve my dude

by Printisdead502 February 08, 2020

Hot Pocket

Another word for a penis. Because it's hot and hard and if you squeeze it it squirts hot liquid.

My hot pocket is massive.

by ManOfHotPocket August 01, 2021

Hot Pocket

A snacc but looks 7 course meal and more attractive than pizza roll.

Gurl! You be looking like a hot pocket!

by Bootayy420buffet69 October 19, 2018

hot pocket

Shitting in a sofa bed and folding it back up

Hey bro, did you leave a hot pocket in that hotel room?

by zqqq March 03, 2021

Hot Pocket

While drinking tea and performing anal on male or female one would pull out and shove the tea bag up the partners anus then resuming anal intercourse resulting in a nice hot pocket

Gave her a "Hot pocket" and she loved it

by DatOneAussie June 22, 2014

Hot pocket

When a female gets booked into custody with drugs stashed in her vagina.

Passat! Hey You! ... Did you come in here with a hot pocket? We could really use a fix!

by Detroitbluegirl November 20, 2021