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Person

by Alexa333 October 24, 2019
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National hug A short person day

National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.
Harry: hey I'm below the average height *hugs you*
National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.
by Oogashaka0w0 October 27, 2021
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The Best Person Ever

•TypicalFlame•#1492. They are the best person ever because theyre always there for you. They send daily hugs, everyday, despite having their own things to do. They always listen, no matter how dumb the rant is, and they always respond and dont ignore you, even if they have no clue what youre talking about. They defend no matter what, they always stick up for people when it's needed. They help, theyre always there for you- no matter how busy they are, they will make time to help you and make sure youre ok. They make sure youre having fun and having a good day, no matter what. They just always so whatever it takes for everyone around them. They always help everyone around. They take time out of their busy day to be there, no matter what. They always are there. They never forget you or let you feel anything but loved for even a second. They are just the best person ever, in every way.
"•TypicalFlame•#1492 is the best person ever! I wish I had an awesome friend like him! They're so cool and handsome!"
by The ducks in the hatchet sir August 27, 2021
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Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)
Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019
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Person the 3rd

A bitch.

You are a narcissistic prick who only believe in being better than others entirely, he jerks off and ejaculates onto pieces of toast in the morning to increase his nutrients intake. He whispers seductively to minors in a call and believes in white supremacy. He also looks like the character Ken Carson from Barbie’s life in the dream house, his hair is more dry than my dick after 15 years of no sex. He’s a no good dirty troglodyte that should be eliminated.
That guy is a “person the 3rd
by Akithegoat June 13, 2024
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Personal Fluffer

Man or woman who gives fellatio to someone while the receiver watches porn. The goal is to keep them on the edge of orgasm for as long as possible. Can be interchangeable with Personal Cocksucker.
I lost a bet with my buddy, now I have to spend the next few hours under his desk being his personal fluffer. I hope he doesn’t blackmail me into being his personal cocksucker too.
by Knows-too-much May 8, 2023
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My personal information

Lmao I got you didn’t i
1: why the fuck would I ever leak my personal information online???
2: ye who does that?
by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023
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