Tonsil Poo

The little white lumps you have on your tonsils when you have tonsillitis, that have a foul smelling odour.

Sam: 'Lois, i think I've got Tonsillitis again'
Lois: 'Oh god, have you got those Tonsil Poo's on your Tonsils again?'
Sam: 'Yerp, they're there'.

by Doctorate of the words March 22, 2011

poo chugger

a politician you see on tv who you cannot watch without imagining defecatating violiently into his head orifices. which immediately elicits the response, oh my gosh, start chugging or you might suffocate.

Ted Cruz be chugging a nation worth o' poo. Poo chugger Trump gettin' a break now that he's aint on tv. Hawley better start a chuggin'.

by poomeister2 March 6, 2021

Sneek-a-poo

A SNEEK-A-POO (english, noun) is a habit one displays which is initially taken to be charming or even cute that, as it becomes more apparent, grows increasingly disturbing.

We all knew for a long time Scott's only sneek-a-poo was just guessing fart ingredients...but now that he's got a murken sneek-a-poo...well, I can't even go swimming with him anymore.

by Whosthematter? April 16, 2021

crippling poo

It is a poo that is so large that your anus is stretched roughly 10 miles

I just did a crippling poo

by Scrubface June 25, 2017

Launchy poo

An object used to project yourself into the air at a fine fuckin force, enough to blast you into another area.

I need a launchy poo to escape Wayne!!!! He’ll eat me!!!!

by Mankforirk March 3, 2018

lean-poo

A tarp, shack, or shed supported at one side by trees or posts and having an inclined roof used for shelter while pooing outside in the rain or snow

Ben set up a lean-poo so he wouldn't get wet while he pooed in a hole on the backpacking trip

by Bennypoopoo July 25, 2016

Out of office Poo

A poo that’s not at your usual pooing time

I had such a large lunch, I needed an “out of office poo”.

by BillyJo420 December 20, 2023