John Paul Jones

Father of the American navy, and captain of the Bonhomme Richard. He is known for uttering the infamous words "I have not yet begun to fight" when asked if he surrendered by captain of the Serapis.

Me: "Have you ever heard of John Paul Jones?"

Friend: "Like, the bassist from Led Zeppelin?"

Me: "No, the Scottish sex god of naval warfare."

Friend: "Oh yeah, what a total badass."

by NotYetBeguntoFight July 28, 2011

Who is John Galt?

The phrase showing expression of helplessness and despair at the current state of the world.

Person 1: Why did you destroy that building?

Person 2: Because I can.

Person 1: What was your motive behind the attack?

Person 2: Who is John Galt?

by Lagging October 17, 2008

chocolate long John

An erect penis after having anal sex. penis cock dick boner woody hardon anal anus butt sex butt fuck

I had anal with my girlfriend right after she took a dump and got a chocolate long John.

by danglyballzjohn September 23, 2016

Justin John Bieber

God as we know it funniest thing on facebook apparently he has the same name as justin bieber and rants about it on his info page in a really hilariouse manner.

Justin John Bieber's fan page) Info: My name is Justin (Bieber and it has been for 50 years, I am not some punk ass singer homosexual but because some little ass bandit has the same name as me I have to use my middle name. God dammit I'm a human and I have rights too.
Little girls please stop adding me I am not that little punk ass bitch and stop trying cause he likes dick.

I am Justin Bieber, 50 year old carpenter from Ohio. I currently live in Maine. I like prostitutes, booze and cigarettes. FUCK KIDS

by ieatpens July 4, 2011

john f. kennedy

Kennedy was going to be one of the greatest presidents in the history of the country. He was going to cut the income tax and end the CIA. This is precisely why he was assassinated.

John F. Kennedy is the only Democrat I give full respect to. It is a tragedy such a great man was killed off simply because he knew a little too much.

by david smith, jr. February 21, 2008

John Daly

A drink made by Arizona tea that is half iced tea, half mango. Tastes great, is a spinoff of the Arnold Palmer.

john daly

by ghettoburger August 17, 2010

St. John's Basketball

Storied men's basketball program of St. John's University in Jamaica, Queens, NY. Home of Lavinwood.

Head Coach: Steve Lavin

2011: #3 Recruiting Class in Nation

Joe: St. John's basketball is rocking the Garden!

John: Yeah, not like those Cuse posers from the middle of no where.

Joe: The Red Storm is New York City's team!!

by stjjjj August 1, 2011