Wren's Law

The idea that if any interaction on the internet is given enough time, it will devolve into a conversation about Ronald Reagan.

Person A: "I don't like chocolate ice cream!"
*an hour long conversation later*
Person B: "Ronald Reagan started the war on drugs to debilitate the black community."

Person C: "Wren's Law strikes again!"

by a3u January 15, 2024

auntys law

having secrets to tell the niece and nephews when your older as aunty

a) i don’t wanna smoke heroin

b) do it for auntys law

by User867593926 January 17, 2024

Levi's law

Any application that is written in JavaScript, will eventually be written in Rust.

My friend: Hey, this app's backend is written in node
Me: Let's follow Levi's law and rewrite it in rust!!

by Manganhedenbergite January 22, 2024

seen-in-law

a person(s) you found online and formed a relationship via their videos

They are my seen-in-law because we are not directly related but we are like family on video calls.

by @mankabeer January 23, 2024

Basil’s Law

All bourgeois political kayfabe boils down to projected raceplay fetishes

Person1: That black feminist chick from college just posted her white boyfriend on her insta

Person2: dude…. Basil’s Law!!!

by MMAFayce January 23, 2024

TYRONE'S-Law

The lady doth protest to much

'If you can bang up her man....she's single" that's Tyrone's-Law bro

by BlackroseChef January 26, 2024

Petersen's Law

Petersen's Law (sometimes referred to as Peter's Law) describes a phenomen in ballgames and states that when a team scores a last-minute equalizer in a match, said team will nevertheless lose the match in the subsequent penalty shoot-out

Jens Petersen: "Erneut greift übrigens Petersen's Law. Das Team das spät den Ausgleich erzielt verliert wahrscheinlicher am Ende trotzdem als dass es gewinnt. Denke so ist es grammatikalisch perfekt formuliert."

by N0isynick January 27, 2024