king midas in reverse

an ancient hollies song about a person whose fortune/s turn to poo!

the last few years have been truly king midas in reverse for me!

by michael foolsley February 5, 2010

French king kong

A foursome with three guys and a girl in which two of the guys eiffel tower (one in the front and one backdooring while standing) the girl and the third guy climbs up to fuck her face like king kong

Me and my bros totally French king konged that bitch last night.

by Catchingspoons February 3, 2012

king of all media

Howard fucking Stern

Howard Stern is the king of all media goddamnit.

by I forget February 15, 2005

King of the Chocolate Gays

the king of some gay people made out of chocolate

mrs. pritchard sucks chocolate gay

by jim newington April 21, 2004

old king clancy

Popularized by How I Met Your Mother

Involves pouring maple syrup in the vagina before intercourse creating a sticky mess. Then the couple engage in 69, licking and eating each other out.

Yo, that Canadian ho just asked for the old king clancy

by Brandee Stinson March 24, 2009

King killa kupo

drug dealer

im king killa kupo and i sell drugs

by bbcarrr February 21, 2010

King shit

Dewey............................. . . . . .of course its dewey cuz dewey is the coolest

you are such a king shit...
thank u king shit

by dewsta April 5, 2005