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Happy ending

The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.
It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
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happy

basiclly a lie because all people suffer from deppresions
happy=bullshit
by Gabrielisafaggotthatisdepprese January 26, 2018
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Happy

dude im so happy my friend bounced on my cock
by shickennugget September 19, 2022
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Happy Sak

This is used in Chicago to say happy birthday to someone.
Y’all my Sak comin up
“Ong my Sak finna be jumpin
“Happy Sak brudda/sista”
by N💲 February 5, 2024
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Happy Ever After

When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.
Man: hey let’s go get a message

Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after
by Karen7397 October 7, 2022
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happy

not gen-z
john: that guy looks so happy!!
earl: oh he's not part of gen-z then hhhh:DD
by rectum....:DDD!!! January 26, 2022
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happy paige

A happy Paige is someone named Paige that is so happy she could spit rainbows she is so good on the inside. It is when you feel the tingling sensation everywhere in your body. Like after someone you like asks you out on a date.
Crush: Hey Paige, wanna go on a date?
Paige: I'm a happy Paige right now.
by b1g bra1ns January 4, 2021
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