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Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.
Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.
by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023
mugGet the Hag Hairmug.

ouchie my hair

when your long hair gets stuck in rings, bracelets, jacket etc
Ouchie my hair!!!! these damn rings are annoying but I'll keep on wearing them!
by joeisking2022 December 16, 2021
mugGet the ouchie my hairmug.

Arkansas hair straightener

The act of jizzing in a woman's hair and putting her hair in your ass. After, clench your cheeks and pull the hair through, in order to straighten it.
Yesterday Aidan and I did the Arkansas hair straightener and it worked like a charm. My hair has never been more straight.
by Mr. Sumo88 April 25, 2024
mugGet the Arkansas hair straightenermug.

pineapple hairs

Pineapple hairs are the green stuff that is on top of the pineapple. this is used by Anix in his Bikini bottom video.
wow those are some mighty fine pineapple hairs.
by keeton_0507 June 16, 2020
mugGet the pineapple hairsmug.

Hybrid Hair

Adult male hair on the top of the head grown long beyond typical corporate standards during the pandemic and kept while gradually returning to the office.
Did you see Bob's new hybrid hair? It's not easy to notice on the video conference calls, since he pulls it back into a ponytail.
by defleggend October 20, 2023
mugGet the Hybrid Hairmug.

Pineapple hairs

Duh anix fan if ur reading this y’all already know what I mean
“I asked my friend and they said to call it pineapple hairs”
by OnionChann June 17, 2020
mugGet the Pineapple hairsmug.

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