time lag

someone who you want to have regular exchange with but can only contact through filling in forms which often times poses difficulty and/or compromises spontaneity.

me: "hello, someone. how are you today? can i tell you about my weekend?"
someone: "fill in this form and optionally rhyme and I'll hear (read) you out, mate"
me: "but time lag!"

by Krkič May 27, 2019

Teddy time

When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.

Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

Time to shit

When you get so excited that your anxiety goes up and you shit every where

"So I am planning on going to Paris and I'm taking you with!" "OMG, guess its Time to Shit :

by Borkl December 5, 2019

gecko time!

when jacob minecraft shags his brothers gecko very badly. the gecko is always unsatisfied.
often jake bailey can be involved.

person 1: "Hey is jacob minecraft inside his brothers gecko?"
person 2: "yeah it must be gecko time!"

by urmumgae6969 December 23, 2019

Life time

The time one acquires in there life and how they use it. Life time is limited to your life and how one spends there life time is up to them.

for example next Wednesday I will spend some of my life time with Thomas.

by beetimeeee September 15, 2019

idle time

Trying to thaw your paint to locate that underground electric line but your company tells you you cant let your truck idle?

Sweating your ass off on a 90 degree day?
Freezing your ass off in -20 temps?
Too bad!
No idle time!

Your idle time was 20% today. You need to lower it to save cost on fuel.

by Definemybehind January 4, 2018

pudding time

(Archaic) supper time / dinner time

Yo, Chef, lemme get some of that - it's pudding time!

by S Day May 25, 2017