The crack of lunch.

Someone who never wakes up until lunchtime.
There's no point in calling her yet, she never wakes up until the crack of lunch.
by Grenville Collins, August 03, 2007
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Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.
I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.
by Dickbender December 05, 2021
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Jem-crack

Not only is she my "wife" but also the most rockiness person on the earth!!
by Ashcrack August 07, 2003
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Foolish dirty crack head

it means acting like a dinosaur in kid stores and knocking items off the shelf or just suffocating yourself with fruit roll ups,
The Most crack heads lurk the website called “tiktok”
Shut up ugly Foolish dirty crack head
by Jafakliem hiel May 16, 2021
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what's a crack

Asking someone what's up with them usually used in Irish or British country's.
" to mate what's a crack lad"
by Bigsteladd December 31, 2018
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Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
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Fat and crack stinks

Chermside road woman with the mouth from the boneyard.
Fat and crack stinks blabbin to cops again
by Ipswixhfunny November 17, 2023
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