Cock Mongler

A girl who destroys the cock. She invites you in, as if to offer you seductive oral sex, then attacks the penis with an unfathomable amount of force.

After said mongling is done the CM returns to her cave down the hatchet and stays up all hours of the night practicing her evil tongue swaths on helpless bananas. After she wakes up, hungry for more cock, she spends the daylight hours searching for her next prey.

The cycle then repeats again.

Me: Lindsey, you're roommate, Marissa, is such a cock mongler!
Lindsey: I know. The smell of twisted cock is all over my room. That's why I'm staying over at Taeler's house.

by LadyGayGay September 17, 2010

Smoking cock

An act in witch a person sucks a man's penis.

Billy shure loves Smoking cock!

by Jonathan December 9, 2003

cock and balls

A phrase that can be translated as the number "100"

Jennifer: Hey, what did you get on your exam?

Adam: Cock and balls!!

Jennifer: Great job!

by Urban Dictionarion February 14, 2012

cock block

Something that keeps you from getting action.

That bitch scares all the other chicks away! She's a total cock block.

by Batman November 10, 2001

cock nugget

A word to describe someone that is an idiot, complete jackass, or has done somethinng very stupid.

Steve is a complete cock nugget. Did you hear about him getting a rim job from a hooker?

by rico suav June 25, 2010

Cock Girl

A slutty chick that simply wants to get railed and doesn't expect you to provide her with any benefits other than your cock. She does not require dinner, a movie, or in most cases, anything other than for you to say "what's up?" Cock girls usually, but not always, have severe daddy issues and long to be dominated physically, with a cock.

"Damn bro, did you see that cock girl that Josh brought home last night?" "yeah, i thought he said he was tired of cock girls?"

by JiRC Squad December 15, 2011

cock block

1. Someone who stops someone from having any type of relationship with someone else due to reasons of jealousy or anger.

2. Someone or something who stops sex from occuring with thier presence, accident or not.

1a. A girl who is ugly and/or fat who has a pretty friend. She stops guys from dating this pretty girl because she thinks 'if I can't, than niether can you'. What a bitch.

1b. A girl who is ugly and fat who got rejected by a man. She then spreads rumours and lies to anyone the man has his eye on trying to get them to reject him. WHAT A BITCH

2. A kid wants to score but his parents are always around, never leaving an opportunity. They are cock blocking.

by Cybernetico January 1, 2005