Tied bushes

When the two lower bushes meet. (You know what I mean ;3)

Jeff and I totally tied bushes last night.

by FishBread January 2, 2019

bush limo

An expensive four wheel drive with genuine off road capability and reliability. Most frequently associated with a new and high end Toyota landcruiser. Refers to cost moreso than creature comfort.

Look at that bloke with his new bush limo.

by Noodles_snacks August 31, 2023

bushed

to “get bushed” or “bush yourself” is to be caught in act of masturbating or watching porn in school.

“Dude! Isaac totally bushed himself in class with an ad for fury porn!”

by RockHardHonkers August 30, 2023

Rose Bush Season

Rose Bush season is the time of the year we’re women stop shaving around there vaginal area and keep a nice neat little blanket of warm hair for little Dickys!

My little dicky needs rose bush season to warm me up

by Tha-boi-kyle21 September 12, 2022

Watering the Bushes

This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!

Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?

Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.

Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.

by Stoney69 June 22, 2022

stickle bush

Stickle Bush is the physical nature of a female never washing the sperm residue from her vagina causing it to harden and crust. Reasoning of this behavior is the lust of a love one to the of losing him. Issues with allowing this to happen may result in sealing the vagina up completely and problems with their monthly gift.

Boyfriend:"Dude, I wasn't able to get a piece of tail again last night."

Friend: " What, is she not putting out?"

Boyfriend: " No the crazy b!+€h has a stickle bush."

Friend: " That's $h!+¥ man."

by Dark Spectrum January 12, 2017

Bushes

Bushes like "bull-shit" school, work, family, friendly curse word

Wow, you can't go. That's bushes dude

by Mynameiscay November 22, 2016