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boner corner

The section between your junk and the inside of your thigh.
"Hey Mark, I just got back from a day at the gym. How 'bout you come sample this sweaty boner corner?"
by Gymnosperm July 29, 2010
mugGet the boner cornermug.

Boner

Make sure when you order....get boners only! No nuggets
by jhoka September 13, 2020
mugGet the Bonermug.

Boner Room

it is an adequate space left between two guys for the dark knight to rise who are sitting on a bike
don't come near me , leave some boner room
by eroserer March 7, 2022
mugGet the Boner Roommug.

OCD boner

The excitement felt when every detail is in perfect order.
Hed spent days making sure everything was just right. As he completed the project and stepped back to admire his work he was overcome with an OCD boner
by KD Dirt August 8, 2024
mugGet the OCD bonermug.

personality boner

When someone is turned on for ones personality not their looks
Ethan got a personality boner for Abbey
by Baller57 February 4, 2017
mugGet the personality bonermug.

Hood boner

When the hood of your sweatshirt is inside out and looks like an erect penis in underwear.
Ew! Get rid of that hood boner! You're in public!
by GettinDickered March 15, 2019
mugGet the Hood bonermug.

Defensive Boner

The tightening of the urethral sphincter to prevent the flow of urine. Increased blood flow to the penis constricts the urethra so you don't piss yourself in your sleep.
Sarge: "Holster that weapon private!"

Pvt P.P: "It's a defensive boner sir! I really have to pee!"
by IamRob April 19, 2018
mugGet the Defensive Bonermug.

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