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smoking bear

"She's in there getting high and smoking bear"
by Barras October 2, 2020
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what would the bear do

When you don’t know what should be done in a certain situation, just think about the bear and consider the action it would take.
Derek: man I need to break up with Jessica but i don’t know if it’s the right move

Jason: just think man, what would the bear do?
by Youngster Joey 69 July 29, 2022
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Bear Puddle

A group of large gay hairy men collectively gathered in a hot sweaty nightclub. The term started in Vancouver, Canada.
I need to wash my shoes as they got drenched in a bear puddle in the dark room last night.
by Buzzcola May 10, 2025
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Moscow Bear Slinger

A modified version of the Doggy Style which can only be achieved with long haired women. In this sexual practice, the woman has some sort of String or anything that can chocke her in her mouth. The man pulls the String behind and forces her to face upside.

What you hope for are strokes, strong enough to give her a push forward while she is still able to hold onto the string, accompanied by deap sexual roars and her hair covering her back like a bears pelt.
Yesterday I tried the Moscow Bear Slinger and it went well until she bit through the cloth.
by Ar2rias May 23, 2018
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Canines And Felines Only Eat Is Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears
Canines And Felines Only Eat Is Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
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Osama Bear

An “IDIOTTT” (read in British accent), yet as sweet as his name suggests. E- kidnapped from Ask, he is trustworthy, immature, and stupid in the most lovable way possible. Although he speaks terrible English, but his heart? Clean, clear, and pure.

A nerdy charmer you never saw coming, with a dumb laugh, terrible jokes, and a cuteness level that grows on you more each day. Osama Bear is the ultimate gaming buddy—he’ll support your dumb gaming sense, follow your hero across the map, and still find a way to make you laugh when you lose.

Sure, sometimes he notices other girls and asks if they're pretty (and you’ll yell at him for hours), but he’ll stay patient and kind, because deep down, you know it was out of innocence and not ill will. If you find your Osama Bear, you're beyond lucky, so never let him go, even if you have to, or even if you live 1,803 kilometers away.
Stop being such an Osama Bear—no one else can pull off being this cute and stupid at the same time.

Osama Bear, I think we won the lane!

Osama Bear, do you hate me?
by Pookie Pomegranate July 24, 2025
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polar bear head

The worst kind of blowjob: cold hands, lots of teeth.
My girl's the worst when it comes to blowjobs. She only gives me polar bear head!
by paapulkstr February 22, 2014
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