Unhappy Banana

It is when you take a sharpie marker and draw a frown face on a banana, then proceed to use it as a sex device without lubrication.

You got your unhappy banana all dirty, Steve.

by Uncle Splat January 11, 2023

Banana

A long yellow BERRY. It's not a fruit.

Yo, wanna banana?

by Onyx Ghost January 11, 2023

banana

it means your super duper crazy

your a banana

by banana peel 158 January 13, 2023

Banana king

Charlie is the banana king
(phrase 'banana king' directly inspired by the series Charlie the Unicorn by FilmCow)

You're the banana king charrrrrlllllliiiiiiiieeeeeeee

by A-Kitty July 2, 2023

banana glider

when you do a line of coke off an erect penis

Brenda: "so what were you doing last night?"
Ashley: "Mike let me hit a banana glider."

by tzushi July 5, 2023

Brown Banana

A person of color who is enamored with Asian culture. Often can be heard quoting My Hero Academia lines in Japanese, always throw up a peace sign when they take a photo, make homemade ramen and kimchi, and solely date people of an Asian persuasion.

Look at Israel snacking on dehydrated squid with his Korean girlfriend. He's such a brown banana.

by fatCHADDYdaddy July 8, 2023

Wet Banana Sunday

when you have to work in a supermarket on a sunday and pick up a bunch of wet imported bananas that have never seen the light of day and they smell fucking foul

“happy wet banana sunday”
“i’m having a breakdown because it’s wet banana sunday”

by justgotchocolateimokaynow July 9, 2023