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Urban Dictionary

An Ancient website that poorly moderated, the concept was pretty cool at the start, but it was later ruined by small children who can't even spell word Wednesday properly, and now when you search up some word or slang you don't know, 70%+ of all definitions you'll find out is either some weird sexual shit, or just completely made up bullshit.
Somebody: Urban Dictionary is such a trash! Who even using it?
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The urban dictionary is a online website where bitches put words that make you lose brain cells in
Gretchen: Urban dictionary is so fetch!
Regina: *rolls eyes*

Urban Dictionary

Da big book of Sex, Politics, Misleading topics And doomscrolling for hehehaha hilair in posts (or pornos, people do that)
i was gonna add onto that definition but i'm too braindead searching for erotic novels and stupidly funny shit. oh wait you still want me to say Urban Dictionary in the definition eh?

URBAN DICTIONARY

The urban dictionary is what your reading this on fucking dumbass. Anyway, it is a slang bible where you can write cool shitty ass definitions like this.
I just read the urban dictionary, makes no sense to me.. but oh well it’s still cool.

Urban Dictionary

The only reason I know most sexual things, even though most of that stuff didn't used to be sexual. Or it did, no idea. I'm serious this website was how I learned what bdsm and rimming were
*playing Cards Against Humanity*
Me: Hey, friend, what's this?

Friend: no clue.

Me: alright, let me look it up on Urban Dictionary.

(This is based on an actual thing 😭)
Urban Dictionary by Starmustdie March 28, 2026

Urban Dictionary 

An Oxford-like dictionary where you can find slang, phrases, and colloquialisms contributed by users, often providing humorous, irreverent, or even sexually explicit definitions. It serves as a cultural snapshot of contemporary language and trends.
Urban Dictionary is an Oxford-like dictionary where you can find the definition of "screwveneer" as your close friend says, "After finally watching my first R-rated movie at a sleepover, I felt such a sense of screwveneer, relishing the thrill of indulging in forbidden media, something I wouldn't dare do at home."

urban dictionary 

the urban dictionary is just basically a dictionary but funnier *a little bit*
You: do you know the urban dictionary
Friend: i think i just found the most funniest definition in the urban dictionary
urban dictionary by nicku1006 July 16, 2025