Titties

A slang term for the breasts of a female. The key characteristics regarding this school of thought are (1) overall size, (2) perkiness, and (3) direction. Size is the single most important factor when grading a titty, The phrase, "the bigger the better" has never applied more. Big boobs are the only real truth in this world. Perkiness is also important, widely regarded as the "attitude" or "sassiness" of a boob, perky tits have been defying gravity's inevitable pull since the dawn of man. Direction gives a tit a personality. While personality is by far the least attractive quality, sometimes a good 45° angle can provide the character to really differentiate a boob from its peers.

"Damn, that girl has some big titties!" Kent exclaimed
"Hails, Grayson, do you guys like big titties or shmedium titties?"

by CBT42069 November 19, 2019

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titties

another word for mommy milkers or boobs

#friend 1: damn bro shes got big titties!

#friend 2: hell yea she does

by anonymous May 7, 2022

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Grab titty day

oi single or taken, your tit's are gonna get grabbed today

grab titty day is on 24-04-2019 til 01-05-2019

DONT HIT ME ITS GRAB TITTY DAY

by assjuul April 24, 2019

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titty slug

When you get curdled milk out of a tit.

Mama,I'm hungwe. Sorry son I've only got titty slugs.

by ALcahhal July 11, 2017

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It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

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