Wet Seymore

Wet willy using your toe, or toes.

If you don't quit fuckin' with me, i going to give you a wet Seymore and kick your ass outta bed.

by Jaysbitch June 01, 2013

i fell like a wet marshmallow

when you fell silly/wet/mentally ill. usually used by people who watch to much porn.

after you have sex. " I fell like a wet marshmallow."

by biitchwhy November 04, 2020

Wet Sparkle

When a woman squirts on your chest or upper body.

Destiny gave him a "wet sparkle"!

by Sparkle King April 25, 2019

wet surface

An area that recently had a squappy thrown at it.

I almost fell on that wet surface, damn that squappy!

by CentralAveBabies October 28, 2021

The Kentucky Wet Noodle

The sexual act of sticking your penis into noodles, then serving the noodles to an unsuspecting friend.

Hey Bungledash stick your penis in these noodles and prank Frankfurt into eating The Kentucky Wet Noodle.

by DA Big curly July 27, 2024

Louisiana wet wipe

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with

It was a messy situation back there and no wipes so i had to make/use a Louisiana wet wipe

by Joewolfe January 31, 2021

wet gem

A beautiful wet virgin vagina ready for a pounding

That girl Rose had a nice wet gem

by Variant_D April 07, 2016