The take of all time

Pretty much saying a hot take is a bad/horrible take.

Bob: roller blades are better than cars.

Jayden: the take of all time.

by Venux June 11, 2023

Take a Kayla

Drop a large deuce! To take a s***

I had to take a dump.

Did you see bill take a kayla!
Means to take a doo doo

by Takeadoodoo September 22, 2017

Take A Seat

Implying “secretly” that you want someone to sit on your face

I’d like you to “take a seat”… on my face

by DeeperMeaning May 27, 2022

taking the cat for a walk

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend but she is not in the mood.

Male: Hey baby, do you want to have sexy?
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*

by Excessive Sharting April 2, 2017

Taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something, but it can also mean taking liberties, like hogging all of something meant to be a shared resource for yourself.

That's the 35th time you've been back to the all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You are taking the piss now.

by fiachdubh April 3, 2024

Take

capture (an opposing piece or pawn).

Black takes the rook with his bishop

by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024

Take a Stellantis

Taking a Stellantis is slang for taking a number 2, due to the terrible cars produced by Stellantis owned companies

Hey bruh, I gotta go Take a Stellantis.

by Vanished_Point June 9, 2023