Potato

1. A starchy root vegetable

2. A computer, machine or connection that is lacking in processing power or speed

3. A bland, plain person.

1. "I love me a baked potato"

2. "bro this video is like 2 fps. are you running this on a potato"

3. "I'm such a potato"

by arandomlurker January 6, 2025

potato

An otherworldly thing. People say its a vegetable but its too slay to be a mere veggie. The best thing to ever exist. The most delicious and the most amazing.

-what did you have for lunch?
-i had a baked potato
-u have been blessed my friend, i could do with a potato but sadly the universe does not favour me like it does you.

by potato1109 February 4, 2025

Potato

A form a slur used by all forms of people to discriminate those who one views as slow and completed fucking retarded at times, and those who make occasional fuck-ups.

You fucking potato

by AgingOstrich January 29, 2026

Potatoe pusher

When a ,male or female, inserts 1 or more potatoes into their recums and then squeezes them out, while squatting, out at a time.

Charity: Whats up with Ray M. ?

Bob:Ray M from AA is a real potatoe pusher according his boyfriend Mike V. who was his lover he housed for years.

by TVCAR112 February 20, 2026

Potatoe pusher

When a ,male or female, inserts 1 or more potatoes into their recums and then squeezes them out, while squatting, out at a time.

Charity: Whats up with Ray M. ?

Bob:Ray M from AA is a real potatoe pusher according his boyfriend Mike V. who was his lover he housed for years.

by TVCAR112 February 20, 2026

potato

a bulbous plant, sometime resembles a very hard shit. can take over your basement.

I found a potato in my toilet

by weguy5637 February 26, 2026

Potato Chicken

A Potato Chicken chicken, is a spicy dish otherwise known as a Potato Chicken

You are a potato chicken.

by vincyguru March 12, 2026