why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway

Because thats just the way it is in bass ackwards america!

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.

by tara sweet March 27, 2010

park the pink mustang up a side street

euphemism for sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: Last night me and Mindy were, you know, gettin' kinky.

Guy 2: Stop beating around the bush dude, did you park the pink mustang up a side street or didn't you?

by jabroni killer October 11, 2010

Park That Big Mack Truck Right in this Little Garage

When a big thing goes inside a small space.

I want you to park that big mack truck right in this little garage.

by YoMama487 October 18, 2020

fort hamilton park (Bay Ridge, Brooklyn NY)

a park were teens from all over NYC come to meet up with friends and get drunk and have some fun until the police come give everyone a summonce and then leave.

fort hamilton park (Bay Ridge, Brooklyn NY)

by im legit January 14, 2011

go back to the trailer park you came from

go back to the trailer park you came from a way to call someone trailer trash and they should go back to the trailer park they came from

my old girlfriend tried to get back with me i told her to go back to the trailer park you came from

by bluebear February 27, 2020

Winter Park High School B/C/D Lot

Refers to the various parking lots located on the campus of Winter Park High School. Only Cars that either A. cost over $50,000 B have a BMW/Mercedes/Lexus/Cadillac badge C. Have over 17 inch rims D Have an exhaust capable of waking all of WP. E get less than 7 MPG, are allowed in.

Jock mc Football- “Yo, new kid what kind of whip you repin in Winter Park High School B/C/D Lot”
New kid- “A 2004 BMW 540i, nice right?”
Jock mc Football – Man that shit so weak, get the fuck outta hur, I Drive a 2008 Mercedes S-500 with ejector seat, and Automatic condom dispenser

by meaninglessblob December 8, 2006

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 10, 2013