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One-beer drunk 

When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.
"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."
One-beer drunk by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017

One Four Heaven

A sex act often performed in snooker halls.

The black, the pink and the blue balls are inserted into the anus and the erect penis has a dusting of chalk on the tip.
Jimmy, do you fancy a game? Winner gets a one four heaven.
One Four Heaven by NorthernPython January 16, 2017

one K away 

Not a fully developed Klan member.
Dude, Brad has been spouting some hate-filled mess lately. I'm afraid he's one K away from putting on a hood.
one K away by jwattsj January 24, 2017

one-man deal

a woman who is in a fbltr relationship with one, and only one, man.
a one-man deal type of woman is better than a cl fuck bunny
one-man deal by Uncle Dimma February 6, 2017

one wipe more

When you shit and the shit won't come out but when you wipe it decides to fuck you in reverse and come out making you wipe once and wipe more.
That one wipe more was taking so long
one wipe more by Didddies February 8, 2017

one day period

Your vagina hates you it's gonna be okay
I had a One day period... some girls thought I was blessed... turned out... I'm dying