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Cool story, bro

A slightly more "polite" way of saying "I wasn't listening" and/or "I don't care"
Person 1: "bro, you should've seen all the bitches that were hanging off me last night"

Person 2: "cool story, bro"
by TrueHylian July 14, 2021
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bro ho skank

Bro ho skanks are the ones that got away.
Guy 1: Man she was such a bro ho skank last night, giving Jeremy a blumpkin
by :);(;):(:):)):): November 25, 2022
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Bro Code #88

Bro Code #88 states that a bro who informs another bro of a wife/gf boob job. That bro must also show a before and after pic of said job
My bro never held up to said bro code #88.
by Mr.Wendigo June 6, 2018
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Room Bruh (bro)

Roomates who get along and have eachothers back in any situation much like a brother (bro)
Follows the bro. code in any and all situations.
Adam -"hey, lemme borrow ur car for a few hours"
Mike - "forsure...but grab me some food on ur way back"
Adam-"no problem, thanks room bruh (bro)"
by bucksleezy November 14, 2009
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Motor bro-ting

The action of motor boating a bro’s balls
Jim: yo bro this girl I was with was super freaky she motor boated my balls
Nick: oh you mean she did you a motor bro-ting, my dude
Jim: what?

Nick: what.
by Motor bro January 27, 2020
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bro-mantic comedy

a comedy where two men share their love for each other in a totally non-gay way.
Hey, have you seen 'Superbad'?" It's the best bro-mantic comedy ever.
by dr_roxxo September 29, 2010
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Ur bro a ho

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad a lesbian, ur granny a tranny, AND ur Grandpap a trap
person 1: ur mom gay
person 2: well ur dad a lesbian
person 1: ur granny a tranny
person 2: ur grandpap a trap
person 1: ur bro a ho
person 2: *gets sucked into a black hole to be utterly burnt to a crisp by roasts*
by ThornyMemes April 9, 2018
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