Dude. Checkout all those baller-ass creepy old european men with all those hot chicks, brohaim!
Banana Hammock
Grape Smuggler
Banana Hammock
Grape Smuggler
by Zeke303 May 24, 2016
Get the Creepy Old European Menmug. A species of demigod like creatures written in H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos like Cthulhu, Hastur, Rokon, etc; Most Great Old Ones are worshipped as gods in the mythos. Although considered malign; they are indifferent.
by FaultierHeart11 October 9, 2022
Get the Great Old Onesmug. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
Get the Kanye "Ya Ni Sabao" Years-Old Of West End: The Only Juvenile To Be Releasesed...mug. by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016
Get the teach an old dog new tricksmug. Sophies english teachers
by gregglygreggjeffleygreg November 10, 2022
Get the sexy old manmug. When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
Get the New Hoes Before Old Brosmug. When a woman is performing oral sex on you and she tries to come up so you punch her in the forehead.
“Dude last night shorty was slobbing me up but she got tired and tried to stop so I gave her the good old fashion terry shaw”
by Boobearbutteater June 4, 2024
Get the Old Fashion Terry Shawmug.