Bandless Noobcracker

A bandless noobcracker is a person of great musical talent, usually of the rock variety (e.g. screaming, lead guitar, drums), that cannot find a band because the three whole bands in the small town they live in already have full members. Usually occurs in the south, namely Louisiana, due to the fact that most of those bands play country music.

Caleb: Hey you're in that band with the afro guy he's gay.
Dillon: Oh yeah well you're a bandless noobcracker.

by Teh Judas November 4, 2009

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Lobis Noobus

(Noun) A move, stroke, or combo, usually in a video game that is clearly wrong or ill conceived. Performing a lobis noobus can reveal one's "noob" status to observers.

Ex. 1: "Dude - Carl just tried to hit cross cross court on baby DK? That was such a lobis noobus"

Ex. 2: "I thought he was good at video games until he performed that lobis noobus"

by Miles26 September 12, 2010

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Sir Noobs-a-Lot

A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.

Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."

by Dr Zap April 14, 2014

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Tactical Noobers

An in-game term used to describe the Spawn Beacon in the Battlefield video game series. Originating from the idea that "noobs" use the Spawn Beacon to respawn in bad locations, thus slowly leading to the idea that the use of item itself is in fact "noob".

There's a recon with Tactical Noobers behind the C flag!

by Narbiter January 26, 2015

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bush noobs

1. (in reference to League of Legends) A player who does not have the ability to land skills shots. This inability to land skill shots means that they stay inside of bushes in order to surprise the enemy with their skill shots which they will often times still fail if the enemy has any dodge mechanics at all. Bush noobs are quite good at the bronze level since most bronze players lack the ability or the brain power to recognize an incoming nidalee spear and simply step to the right or left of it. There are even players mostly noob level ashes who see the spear and walk closer to it taking damage and most likely killing themselves.

2. (in reference to coitus) A man or woman who is not used to going down on someone with a fully grown bush and ends up finding it hard to perform cunnilingus because of said unkempt bush. They will often times get hair into their mouths and give up half way through leaving their partner dissatisfied.

1. Dude i can not believe that our ashe walked straight into the nidalees spear every single time i mean how can you not be embarassed after dying to a bush noob so many times. That ashe should just uninstall the game i mean like seriously lol.

2. Oh my god girl he just would not go down on me i mean he went down once and then came back up saying he needed to breath and that i needed to set fire to my jungle i mean like come on there is nothing but freaking bush noobs in this town.

by Rain Weaver September 13, 2017

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