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Cheek's Law

A derivative of Murphy's Law, but a thousand times worse. The problem that goes wrong will go wrong to the fullest extent.
Guy 1: I just had sex, but she turn turned out to be my cousin and she was born a guy.

Guy 2: That's Cheek's Law at work.
by Rebel1269 March 20, 2016
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Wrightson's Law

As soon as your coworker takes a day off, everything that can burn to the ground, will burn to the ground. Leaving you and only you to deal with it.
It's Chris' day off and now half my staff quit, the server room exploded, and a honey badger decided to make a home inside my desk. Wrightson's Law at work.
by Taraun July 4, 2020
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marmars law

when a bitch is obsessed, speaking on you when you’re not around. and dislikes you for no reason. make up random lies about you and etc.
they be real mad at marmars law, thats the gag.
by redbran82738 February 1, 2024
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Hillocaustic Law

A law to replace martial law that would allow the mass legal arresting of and killing of any American who is anti-Hillary; also defined as the mass round up of middle and low class Americans to be housed in concentration camps.
Media News Report: " Today begins the 1st day of rounding up and imprisoning thousands citizens who earn under $60,000 annually. Please report to your designated military transports, under Hillocaustic Law it is hereby ordered that if any citizen who fails to arrive at transport, you will be deemed a terrorist against her supreme dictatorship Hillary Clinton, a warrant for you will be issued and state ' wanted dead or alive'. That's your news update on this hour, HAVE A NICE DAY."
by Argal1414 December 6, 2016
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co-niece-in-law

Spouse's nephew's wife.
My co-niece-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 6, 2021
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co-brother-in-law

Spouse's sibling's husband.
My co-brother-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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great-grandfather-in-law

My great-grandfather-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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