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Often overlooked in favour of traditionalist institutions like Scotch College and Presbyterian Ladies College, John XXIII (colloquially referred to as JTC) is a surprisingly boring school with a strangely hidden cultish underground. Many central figures within the school such as Principal Robert “Hendo” Henderson along with groundsmen and certain teachers, are revered by the students, and are celebrated in the yearly ritual “JTC Day”, where ritual dances and songs are often performed to hype up the appearance of the real leader of the College’s cult, Jason.
Jason is a mythical figure to all. How he uses his diabolos to summon devils and enthrall students is unknown but the method is so effective that Jason himself has caused contained school flash mobs and riots.
Further examination of Jason’s cult is required, and will be added as more is found out.
Often overlooked in favour of traditionalist institutions like Scotch College and Presbyterian Ladies College, John XXIII (colloquially referred to as JTC) is a surprisingly boring school with a strangely hidden cultish underground. Many central figures within the school such as Principal Robert “Hendo” Henderson along with groundsmen and certain teachers, are revered by the students, and are celebrated in the yearly ritual “JTC Day”, where ritual dances and songs are often performed to hype up the appearance of the real leader of the College’s cult, Jason.
Jason is a mythical figure to all. How he uses his diabolos to summon devils and enthrall students is unknown but the method is so effective that Jason himself has caused contained school flash mobs and riots.
Further examination of Jason’s cult is required, and will be added as more is found out.
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