Jesus

Our lord and saviour

Ronnie asked “who even is Jesus?”

“Our lord and saviour you sinner”

by Kdiz August 16, 2021

Jesus School

A school that prays a unessecary excessive amount of times a day. You spend so much money on school but it still manages to be broke

John asked his mom “ My school needs $50 from each student” mom then replies “why?” And John quickly says “wth mom it’s going broke”. Mom says “ oop that sounds like Jesus School “

by Urtletheturtle August 4, 2018

Jesus

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!

Guy 1: Do you know jesus?
Guy 2: Hell yea man hes a legend

by lplikferd August 4, 2024

Jumping for Jesus

The act of committing suicide by jumping off a high surface.

The victims of 9/11 were all Jumping for Jesus

by anonymous July 19, 2021

Jesus

Jesus. Also known as James Buchanan Barnes, is a VERY good looking and VERY sexy individual.

“Omg is that Jesus?!”
“No that’s Bucky Barnes.”
“Ohhh, he’s really hot.”
“Ikr!”

by NotGeorgia January 30, 2022

Jesus Christ

A men who has witnessed a lot incidents

He crossed right when a car was coming…
YOU: Jesus Christ!

by Professional Complainer May 21, 2023

Suffering for Jesus

Originated in Brighton UK
Being on your period

Menstruation

My girlfriend is losing her rag. She’s suffering for Jesus right now.

by BombTBomb March 3, 2021