Hand crafted specimen

built like a machamp

I’m one real hand crafted specimen

by Machamp69 October 11, 2021

second-handed suicide

Second-handed suicide is where someone wants to die, but doesn't commit suicide. They don't like life, but they are too scared to actually commit.

Me: I don't like life, everything bad happens to me. I just want it to be done.

Also me: sometimes it's good, I do have friends, I don't want them to be hurt bc of me.

Second-handed suicide. (this took me so long bc it wouldn't let me submit it)

by Guys are better than girls July 8, 2021

my hand hurts

ur hand hurts

ow my hand hurts *dies*

by earth’s pussy December 14, 2021

Second hand sin

Just like “second hand embarrassment” when you feel embarrassed watching the embarrassing actions of another person, “Second hand sin” is the feeling of guilt you get by observing the careless, regrettable actions of another person.

Second hand sin :

I’ve later felt bad after seeing my friend get in trouble due to my rebellious actions/ideologies.

by Mario F. C. December 21, 2021

Professional Hand Clown

A sarcastic way of saying someone is a comedy writer; these types of people are always joking around.

There’s at least one professional hand clown at CNN watch for yourself.

by SwingingDick69 May 15, 2022

braeden lemasters hands

i want them in me

i want braeden lemasters hands in me

by braeden lemasters eat me March 16, 2022

The forbidden hand technique

The forbidden hand technique is where she tie you dick and nuts into knot, this can vary to the gawk gawk twist mc1000 and the gawk gawk 9000.
This will usually be performed by someone called Rhian.

She said it was her first time but then she used the pulled out the forbidden hand technique and did the gawk gawk twist mc1000.

This shit bussin.

by FatnutsMgee November 18, 2020