1.an incessantly large individual between the ages of 12 and 21
1. Matt Burwell; this is a fat kid that also smells bad, is a bitch and hates "smiles"
2. Josh Meyer; a fat kid with fungus elbows who thinks he is really cool and funny, but actually is a loser
When (mostly) fat girls do not style or maintain their long hair properly. They just get out of the shower, comb it, and let it "air dry". It then looks nappy, greasy, frizzy, and disgusting for the rest of the day. This is not a one time deal, this is their constant look.
Stacey: "What is up with your Sister in laws hair?! Does she know what a blow dryer is?"
Kelli: "No! She has fat chick hair..and she thinks it looks good!"
n. 1)A cat who doesn't get fed very much, and overeats when they do get fed.
n. 2)A cat who you THINK is big boned, but really is fat.
n. 3)Change fat to phat- A cool cat. Possibly fat. It depends.
1) Sorry Mr. Pussy Wussy, I'm out of food. Maybe I'll feed you next month.
2) Guy One: Aweh, look, I think your cat's big boned. How cute!
Guy Two: Shut up, he's FAT! He's a FAT CAT! He's going in the county fair!
3)a) Guy One: Your cat just knocked over your Christmas tree HAHAHAHA! What a loser.
Guy Two: Naa man, he's phat.
b) Guy One: Your cat is phat, man.
Guy Two: Excuse me?!
Guy One: P-H-A-T
Guy Two: STOP CONFUSING ME WITH SPELLING!
The odor near or around an obese individual. Usually after exercise or before challenges. Fat man's funk is usually associated with sweat, dried urine, spit, and or dried shit usually due to improper wiping.
After a long sweaty indoor soccer gameMax was quite sweaty and smelled of fat man's funk
"Dude what is that awful smell?"
"thats gotta be Jame's fat man's funk"