When a person promotes information found solely on Facebook and other social media sites, rather than facts.
by Doll123 September 6, 2020
Get the Facebook Deepmug. Also known as, the toilet. So named as its the most common place smartphone users update there Facebook page
Is John on the Facebook Chair?
Bob: I have to go to the toilet.
Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?
Bob: I have to go to the toilet.
Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?
by BettyBlue March 27, 2011
Get the Facebook Chairmug. A lady of a certain age who, spending too much time on Facebook, has lost the ability to interact socially with actual humans and no longer has any boundaries of courtesy, respect or civility. They derive a sense of purpose from badly informed social media crusades, travel in packs, and can be identified by their cognitive dissonance.
Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as:
I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault'
Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10.
Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights.
Chronic inability to spell disgusting.
Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as:
I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault'
Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10.
Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights.
Chronic inability to spell disgusting.
Shazzer: More FB kick offs tonight hun?
Jules: Nah babe, it's wednesdee, bingo night!
Shazzer: Facebook ma!
Jules: Nah babe, it's wednesdee, bingo night!
Shazzer: Facebook ma!
by Angel_k April 18, 2019
Get the Facebook mamug. A creepy website that shows Urban Dictionary your friends list and than they tell you to creepily give your Facebook friend a masturbate mug. The Facebook founder should be in Jail for more than just forever.
by Muffinmanstudios January 16, 2020
Get the Facebookmug. Yesterday I asked for like buttons on comments! Now they do! My facebook prayers have been answered!!
by UDissoooepical June 19, 2010
Get the FaceBook Prayersmug. Someone who is dayn and stalks people. He also has access to many account numbers and likes Anna Shackelford.
by DaynTheStalker October 14, 2013
Get the Facebook Stalkermug. 