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brown gift

The act of defecating into a condom. Then proceeding to swing it around until it bursts and covers surrounding area/people in faeces
I made a brown gift for them it went all in there hair
by hohoholyshit April 19, 2009
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brown zamboni

after taking a shit a man wipes his ass all over a chicks face.
I dropped a deuce with no toilet paper in site, I had to give my wife a brown zamboni again.
by lance ap May 25, 2008
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malcolm brown

A lawyer-bodybuilder from the 1980s.
Malcolm Brown never won a title in any bodybuilding competitions.
by eyewitness!!!!! April 12, 2014
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Brown Noting

The act of slipping someone a note whilst they are making a brown in the toilet.

Often played in the workplace when you notice a colleague enter the toilets. A dangerous game to play if the person behind the door turns out not to be the intended recipient of said note.
Alex: What's Kyle doing following Martin into the toilets like that?

Richard: He's probably "Brown Noting".
by b00mdr1ve8y November 22, 2013
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Gentleman's Brown

Poo, shit, scat, etc. A term for those who have a sophisticated dodo. The art of pooping. A noble shit of high ranking reserved for the finest of brown town.
'I'm off for a Gentleman's Brown'
'I do hope it is... Gentle.'
by jenjenjaroo December 16, 2016
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Brown curtains

When a male doesn't wipe his arse properly after pooping . When he parts his bum cheeks you see shit caked in his arse hair aka brown curtains
I ran out of toilet paper while wiping now I have some nasty arse brown curtains
by Poopybum15 November 8, 2019
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Chris Brown

Chris Brown is the king of R&B also known as THE GOAT 🐐
Dude you are so talented! Just like Chris Brown!
by Maria Breezy April 18, 2019
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