Chick Brain

Chick Brain happens to a man right after he masturbates. It lasts a short time, but you’ll start to think like a girl and act like a pussy.

Dude, I just busted the fattest nut and realized how gross porn is. I have mad chick brain right now.

by Icy Mountain May 27, 2018

Swamp Brain

(Noun) The feeling of fogginess and fatigue felt in the head the day after smoking a ton of weed.

"I woke up with the worst swamp brain today. I gotta rip a bong ASAP to get rid of it."

by Than Leolater June 1, 2018

Dance Brain

When a dancer comes back from a practice and still had a pound of homework to do at like midnight, and their brain feels like it’s melting. You can’t really function and your eyelids feel like your eyes are weightlifting.

Mrs. Smith, I was not able to complete my homework because I had a huge dance brain.

by EyeWeightifting June 6, 2018

right-brain luring

The government deluding the left-side of your brain to make less logical decisions.

The government was right-brain luring in the South and the schools had lower education scores because of that.

by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018

butterfly brain

To be massively forgetful and go off on the greatest tangents. Tangents often lead to embarasssing relatable stories

I have a butterfly brain

by Imogenationistheone February 28, 2018

My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.

A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018

Dead Brain

When you put dumb weight in your body and your brain shuts down.

Did you know 30%fat or more is called Dead Brain?

by Everyone Us September 4, 2018