Scum bagged

When you’re eating a pink taco and look up to see some other scumbag skull fuckin’ yo girl. The unexpected devil’s threeway!

I was eatin this bomb pussy, when she startin’ movin sideways n I looked up to see another honcho skull fuckin’ my bitch - I got scum bagged!!!!

by DaRealScumbag May 6, 2018

Douche Bag

Anyone who appears or watches a reality television show.

Hey man, American Idol is on in 5 minutes.

Fuck off mate, that show is full of Douche Bag's

by Ceebus May 17, 2009

fan bag

When an elderly person sucks multiple transgender dicks at one time

Ur grandad a fan bag

by Yeddd March 13, 2018

Chrome bag

The cool (usually) one-strap bag that cool kids and stoners/drug dealers in high school wear.

I wanna be a cool kid so I'm gonna get a chrome bag

by riverstix69 October 11, 2019

Douche Bag

Used as a noun, Douche Bag is a title earned by, most commonly, men who are...
Selfish, Narcissistic, Obnoxious, and/or mentally insane.

Douche Bags are most commonly: Chads, Clout Chasers, Attention whores, and Fags

Person 1: "did you hear what Connor did to Janie!?"
Person 2: "omg what happened!?"
Person 1: "Connor asked Janie on a date and she rejected her, so he spread a rumor that she sucked off LeBron"
Person 2: "What a Douche Bag!"

by phat.memes.87 March 21, 2019

Bagged noodle

A soft penis with a condom on.

My woman did not appreciate my bagged noodle, my thrusts were ineffective.

by 2lisimst January 22, 2020

Douche-Bag

The most pristine example of a Douchebag on planet earth is David Ashworth.

I was thinking of shopping for a car at West End Auto. No! don't do that, David Ashworth is a Douche-Bag.

by worksuckstoday69 June 14, 2017