god of cold pizza

that annoying guy that leaves the pizza box open and it gets cold.

Billy: Hey Bob! Did you like that party yesterday?
Bob: It was nice, but Joe is a god of cold pizza. don't invite him next time.

by Engelbert Humperdinck1 December 10, 2016

Ur god a dog

Worst then ur mum gay, ur daddy lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur grandpap a trap, and ur bro a hoe. Every time this is said the begins to destroy itself

Tyler: ur mum gay

Adrian: no u
Tyler: well ur daddy lesbian
Adrian: no u
Tyler: ur granny tranny
Adrian: no u
Tyler: ur grandpap a trap
Adrian: no u
*Tyler becomes angry and says something he thinks will destroy Adrian
Tyler: I don’t wanna say this but, ur bro a hoe
Adrian: no u
*Adrian prepares the most terrifying insult and comeback in the universe

Adrian: ur god a dog
* Tyler died and his body vanishes into the air and the universe created a giant black whole that devoured a galaxy

by JesusChrist8 May 12, 2018

god fucking shit

Something said when too many profane words come to mind in a pissy situation.

GOD FUCKING SHIT! You always win at goldeneye multiplayer!!!

by thedoodler August 9, 2003

Way Way Gods

- they are a higher power worshipped by those in the marijuana consuming community whose powers and blessing are seen through good fortune and/or karma
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"waking up to a half smoked bowl? a true blessing from the the way way gods"

by infohere December 17, 2018

Sushi The Fish God

Sushi is a goldfish that lives in a small fishbowl with a sticker of the Apple logo with the text 'Sushi the iFish' on it. Shortly after sushi was named sushi and got stickered she performed magic. She's a god now and we worship her in the sushi cult.

Bitch 1- i want good luck
Bitch 2- pray to sushi the fish god
Bitch 1- yo sushi give me good luck
Sushi- i got you fam

by tiny the loser February 9, 2019

Random Number Gods

The REAL gods. Everyone who doesn't worship them finds their lives ruined by unforseen events and finds all their programs stuck in infinite loops.

"I want to program a game!"
"Make sure to praise the Random Number Gods first."

by NyanFawful June 9, 2016

Touched by the hand of God

I was standing by the ocean when I saw your face
I couldn't look at you
I guess you knew it but I never realized
That we were through
And now I'm down here all alone
With every feeling that I own
You can't take that away
And with every breath we take
And the illusions we create
Will come to you someday
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
I never hoped to do the things in this world
I wanted to
Because everything I own
It belongs to you
I never looked at you in a sexual way
In my life before
And I've never woken up like this
So desperately before

And I was touched by the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was

by Death Menace May 6, 2023