It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

cronch titty

When milk, cum, or other fluids cake up on the titty and dry out, making a crunchy, crusty layer that covers the titty

Do you have cronch titty? Pour some milk on it!

by duckymunchycrunchy October 9, 2021

Titty circle

The circle around your nipples

“Damn girl those are some big titty circles”

by Tittie knowledge November 13, 2021

Tittys

October 27th. National send that boy your tittys day

Show that special boy your tittys.

by Redneck/merican October 26, 2020

Titty King

Someone who fancies themselves superior because of the amount of money they make

Me: check out my new belt

Kellan: which soup kitchen did you find that at

Me: fuck outta here Titty King

by Poppajwalktheline August 11, 2016

TITTY-PEDIC

Large Beautiful Breast that hypnotize men , and are extremely comfortable to sleep with your face in them..

Man! That girl had some Titty-Pedic going on..

by ACTIONJACKON1989 February 18, 2021

National Titty Day

Tell a female that it’s national titty day on the 9th of September and they have no choice but to send a titty pic

1: Yo it’s the National Titty Day
2: Fuck do I really have to

by MicDoodleBalls September 7, 2021