Skinny guy right

Skinny guy right is a bitch ass nigga that weighs like 180 and is slower than some guy names gabe and is a bitch and got put on the grass by someone named gabe and is usually a loser and gabe is basically better than him at everything and has never beaten him at anything and is shorter and benches less and squats less and is shorter and he usually has 2 other father names aidan and isaiah but in overall tylan is just a little short fat bitch that is very short and stinky and doesn’t usually wear socks and always has hid among us toes out and also pulls no bitches and has 0 rizz and recently got beaten by some guy named gabe in multiversus that never played the game and tylan had a character than was lvl 10 one that was lvl 8 and one that was lvl 7 and gabe still beat him with a character that was lvl 4 and he was making excuses the whole time bc he can’t admit that he’s ass and that gabe’s better

you know that bitch named tylan?
Oh yea that one that gabe aidan and isaiah own?
Yea that one
yea what abt him?
why is he so stinky?
haha idk he’s gabe’s son tho
yea fr he got put on the dirt
yea fuck Skinny guy right

by tylanabitch August 7, 2022

cool guy syndrome

when your coolness is so high you have to take adderall to keep it at bay

"why is so damn hard for you to pay attention"
"✨cool guy syndrome✨"

by maxmaxwoo April 4, 2022

back burner guy

The guy you strung along in case you break up with your first choice

Jen always has John as her back burner guy in case she breaks up with David. back burner girl guy on the side fuckbuddy

by Alice326 June 3, 2016

mr. english guy

What Jacob Kawalski calls soon to be best friend Newt Scammander.

Mr. English Guy I think your egg is hatching.

by Potshop Studios March 19, 2017

Guy appreciation day

A day that celebrates guys. That falls on November 19.

Happy guy appreciation day!!!!

by hfjkaslbffhsa89 May 30, 2018

big ten guy

A male student or alumnus of a Big Ten university characterized by above average pride in his school and athletic conference as well as a strong bond with other big ten guys who might otherwise be complete strangers.

Person A: You a big ten guy?
Person B: Hell yeah!

Person A: Awesome man me too, I went to Ohio State!

by dollabill123 June 1, 2010

Parental Guy Dance

Verb,
When a Father, Uncle, Grandfather, Godfather, or other male parental unit performed 'the funky monkey' (he dances) in front of all of your friends. Therefore embarrassing the hell out of you... and if in a more public place; also embarrasses those associated with you.

At Jenessa's Wedding, Mr. Robinson Asserted his Parental Guy Dance for all of her wedding guests... Well done popsys!

by Tripple G August 8, 2012