one inch pinch

a small penis, usually found on guys who are assholes

my friend Scott B. has a one inch pinch

by YOURE MOM July 23, 2006

Number One Bullshit

Coined by legendary UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov. When you’re so frustrated about certain bullshit that you think that this bullshit is the biggest bullshit of all time. When this bullshit is bullshit at the highest level

“This is number one bullshit!”

by Tim12345678969 March 22, 2021

one tree hill

The best freaking show EVER!!!! Has some of the hottest guys alive... Chad Michael Murray, James Lafferty, Bryan Greenberg and Tyler Hilton.

You can go fuck yourself if you dont like One Tree Hill!

by xoheartinohioxo August 08, 2006

Curl one out

To defaecate, usually making a curly shaped faeces.

On a Sunday morning I love to curl one out whilst reading the papers.

by BanusAnimal July 26, 2008

Five On One Basketball

Five on one basketball is the act of masturbating. Since your hand has five fingers(generally) and you use your hand to masturbate(usually), the term was coined.

Man, when I'm stressed out, I get in a good game of

"five on one basketball" and I feel much better.

"Hey, did you and that broad have sex last night?"
"Nah, she got me all worked up and left, so I got in a good session of 'five one one basketball' to cure my blue balls"

by Headuardo December 15, 2011

do one's impression

to behave in a certain way you think is typical of someone or something

to do one's impression:
I stood in front of the mirror and did my impression of Elvis Presley.

by susannaius January 07, 2009

one dog town

A very small insignificant town.

Yeah , Cletus is a hillbilly from some little ol'one dog town in Kentucky. I think the population is less than a hundred people.

by Shane56 February 07, 2018