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Glory Worm Hole

A glory worm hole is a worm hole used as a glory hole. It allows one to be fellated by and/or to fellate an individual at any point in space and time.
Jimmy opened up a glory worm hole last week to fulfill his lifelong dream of fellating himself as a teenager.

Glory worm holes also gave Jimmy the chance to fulfill his lifelong dream of a threesome with Abraham Lincoln and JFK's bullet holes.
by theboy4 December 8, 2010
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shutteth thine hole!

What the Lord saith unto thee.
And the Lord saith unto all believers who question Him not and claim to know His divine will, who write books filled with His name which contain no truth about Him, who sit in their own smug righteousness and condemn those about whom they knoweth not: "SHUTTETH THINE HOLE!!!"
by Stanky October 28, 2009
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Gas Hole

Someone who shows characteristics of being jewish when it comes to gas. these people commonly pass up going places because hey do not want to "waste gas". They can usually be found in the passenger seat of a friends car.
Ryan passed up going fishing because he didn't want to waste gas on the way to the lake, What a Gas Hole.
by jenco4bmx July 16, 2009
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Glaswegian Glory Hole

The Glaswegian Glory Hole is a variant of The Glory Hole, and is not limited to the city of Glasgow, it can be enjoyed the world over. Partakers in this special kind of sexual activity place their penis into a Pot Noodle (or other suitable foodstuff) and make their way down the street pushing their cock into neighbours letterboxes. More often than not this is rewarded by a very appreciative canine who will proceed to enjoy the Pot Noodle coated phallus whilst sexually peasuring the participant. This practice is not limited to men as by carefully placing a spoonful of Pot Noodle into the vagina ladies can position themselves against a neighbours letterbox quite easily with the help of a small brick to step on and appreciate hours of "licky dog" stimulation.
Joe had a Glaswegian Glory Hole Last Night, that dog licked the lot off.
by BeermanV December 1, 2013
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dead cat hole

The spaces on a car above the front tires and below the wheel rim. Because the area heats up during the winter, stray cats will often crawl into the space and perish when unsuspecting car owners start their cars without first checking the spot.
"Her cat died after it crawled into the dead cat hole on her dad's car."
by caliali December 13, 2014
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How's your hole?

A rhetorical question asked to indicate that a person has been thoroughly schooled, reamed, or taken to the house. Pretty much means, "That must have hurt!"

A short, more polite form of, "How's your cornhole?" To make it less offensive/obvious, you may add "...family" or something similar to the end of "How's your hole?"
Banker 1: "I'm in equities, what do you do?"
Banker 2: "I'm in subprime mortgage trading?"
Banker 1: "Ooooh...how's your hole?"

Prisoner 1: "Man, I dropped the soap again last night."
Prisoner 2: "Ooooh...how's your hole...family?"

Yuppie 1: "I just got hit up for $5 on this half-gallon of organic milk and $10 a pound for this free-range chicken at Whole Foods."
Yuppie 2: "Ooooh...how's your hole...foods?"
by Nicholas D December 20, 2007
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Alaskan Blow Hole

The act of performing the 'motor boat' on a womans vagina.
dude i totally gave her the alaskan blow hole last night

you old sailor you!!
by Corkscrewy August 19, 2008
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