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carrot topped

To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.
Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!
by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010
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Top five oldest year 7s

Anyone above the age of -6.99
Top five oldest year 7s are very very young
by Aliminatory October 26, 2022
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Top

"that movie was top bro"
by KeanuWholesome10069420 December 13, 2020
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Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!
One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.
by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023
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Top

When a boy and girl are meeting and the boy slips his hand and touches her boob.
Sometimes under her bra or sometimes just on her clothes.
Sarah: You let him top you ??!
Katie: Yeah it was so good.
Sarah: He's a fuckboy you shouldn't have done that
by LolMinecraftIsMyCity November 27, 2017
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Top Gun

Having Sex with partner and when you are about to cum the male says: permission to fire? She says: do not fire until fire up on.
Last night i pulled the top gun. I was about to cum in her. I told her i was about to cum and she said i couldnt fire until fire up on
by thekeg1 September 24, 2016
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Top

The not gay one in a relationship involving two men.
"So which one of you is the top? You know the straight one?"
by GORDONSVILLE June 7, 2024
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