Potato

To be a cunt.

This Australian dude just called a potato.

Doesn’t that mean cunt?

That jazzy bastard.

by DiesOnB January 7, 2021

balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024

Potato tot

Another word for tater tot but primarily used by someone you would never date

Him: I’ll have potato tots with my burger please

Her: nobody has ever called them that

by Nyc girl May 1, 2020

Potato

a large potato...............

is amazing definitely try

i am a potato man! Do not eat me

by POTATO LOVER123 September 7, 2022

The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.

Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.

by SkwidBoyTV June 30, 2021

bene potato

A potato. What Did you expect?

Your such a potato. No I am a Bene Potato.

by anonymous March 8, 2022

Chicken Potato

A thing you can call people when they don't listen to you. I made the meaning but the word was there already.

Chicken Potato!

by Chicken Potato October 7, 2022